It’s a Father’s
Day morning in Queens, circa 1948. My mother’s fixing me some French toast and
my father’s at the table, eating his — a Father’s Day treat. I come padding out
of the bedroom rubbing my eyes and whining. “I can’t find my toy tractor,” I
whimper.
“The Heinzelmännchen
took it,” Papa says between bites, and I believe him. After all, Papa said it,
so it must be true. Within hours or a day, however, the tractor reappears and I
forget about the Heinzelmännchen.
It goes on
like this for years. Every time I complain that I can’t find something and my
father’s within earshot, he says “The Heinzelmännchen took it.” And even after
I no longer live in my father’s house, long after he’s gone, whenever I
misplace something the first thing that pops into my mind is, “The Heinzelmännchen
took it.”
It wasn’t
until the advent of Google that I bothered to find out a little about the Heinzelmännchen.
I discovered they were actually little gnomes who would do people’s work at
night so they could goof off during the day. Today we call them the night
shift.
So clearly
my father was telling me, in his own cryptic way, that the Heinzelmännchen were
cleaning up after me while I slept — and teaching me a lesson.
I like to
think that the Heinzelmännchen had some other tricks up their sleeves, which
they revealed to me over time. It happened one year in my 30s when I misplaced
a tape measure. Of course the first thing that popped into my mind was, “The Heinzelmännchen
took it!” Ha-ha. But I looked for the tape measure for a few days, and as I was
looking I found a screwdriver I’d lost a few months earlier.
Well that
was a stroke of luck, but I didn’t think much more about it until a few days
later when I misplaced my hammer, and while I was looking for it I found the
tape measure. Whoa. What kind of a game were the Heinzelmännchen playing?
I continued
to look for my hammer over the next few days, but I couldn’t find it — and
since there was nothing else on the “missing stuff” list, I found nothing but
some lint and a nickel under the swivel rocker. I finally gave up and bought
another hammer.
And then of
course the inevitable happened — I found my hammer, and now I had two.
I’m not
prepared to say that the best way to find something that you lost is to buy a
replacement, but it’s happened so often that I now own two hammers, three tape
measures, and two of every type of screwdriver.
As I share
this tale with you, I can’t help but recall a variation of this mysterious
phenomenon — when you do something to make something else happen. It might go
like this: you’re waiting for an important call, and the moment you begin
stirring the delicate sauce on the stove, the phone rings. Tell me that’s never
happened to you.